Sex of the guy chat
If you can't think up your own, buy one of those books with Fabio (the guy from the "I can't believe it's not butter" commercials) on the cover and be one of those guys.
(God, this guy can't tell butter from margarine and chicks swoon over him?
If you shack up, don't alter your own life just to make it easier for her.
In addition, if you buy her a fancy schmancy dinner at some ritzy place, she won't be able to turn down your request for a 0 "loan" until you can "get to the cash machine." Good investment. Girls do this stare at the phone thing, makes them all anticipatory. Call her in a couple of days or if you get horny again.
Also, after sex, just roll over and go to sleep, even if she hasn't had an orgasm yet.
High on the bestseller lists this week is a book called The Rules, a guide to dating and courting for women which effectively advocates that women, in order to snag a man, follow a sexist and manipulative dating game based on the principles of 50 years ago.
(Except that back then, the guys knew the women were playing this game and accounted for it.) What follows, in the same vein is a satire, The Rules for Guys.